words in movies
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.
Chandler: Secret? Married people arent supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next weeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) Were not even shootin them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Chandler: Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Ross: Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldnt. Thats why Im here. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-thats a no.
Phoebe: No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?!
Phoebe: Are there anymore from the good batch? Cause we could just work off of those.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Joey: Well, now we got a reason.
Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Rachel: I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)
JOEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Ross: Rach, we gotta go.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Chandler: The whole thing! Can we go?
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Marc: Look at this! (Takes another picture) There we go!
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
The Interviewer: We can go into detail
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Monica: I think we found a place.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Ross: No-no. We
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
Rachel: We really are.
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Chandler: I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and theyre not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: Maybe we should just eat now.
Rachel: We got locked out of the apartment, we �
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.