words in movies
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Rachel: So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
Joey: I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods) Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?
David: Well... just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either... Can we at least hug goodbye?
Ross: Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Sandy: Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus... (Ross goes to the kitchen)
Ross: Sandy... Hi, we uhm... we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out.
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day.
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Ross: What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!
Chandler: (glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler cant go. Were going to dinner remember?!
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Chandler: We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
Rachel: I didnt uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to
Rachel: We use it!!
Chandler: If I help, we can find em faster!
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Ross: Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.
Phoebe: Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Phoebe: Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Pete: Where are we?
KEVIN: So, we're on our way to a couple of parties.� Um. . . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
Rachel: Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Charlie: Shall we? (they sit down and Benjamin takes Ross' chair).
Monica: We left Joey alone with the food! (Walks towards the window and looks out) Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!
JOEY: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.
Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.
Ross: Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and youll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready Set
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Rachel: Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Were kidding!
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.
Devon: So good then! Well see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Joey: Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Joey: So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?