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Monica: We need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: No, no! We made this decision together.
Monica: That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
Joey: (looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.
Joey: How late are we?
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Phoebe: Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
Ross: Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Ross: (sarcastic) That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Joey: (still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the hall) Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Chandler: Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Phoebe: We ruined everything.
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Ross: (looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and Ill always remember that summer because thats when I realized that we are related.
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Rachel: Remember?! Wecome on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Ross: Oh, we have to get you an engagement present?
Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Ross: Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
Joey: Its all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls apartment.)
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: (confused) Are we watchin the tape or not?!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Oh, can we read them?
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Fran: Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
Helena: We? (Looks at Monica who nods.)
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: We are switching back, right now!
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Chandler: Were the Bings.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Monica: We have a baby?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
The Director: Here we go.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
ROSS: We don't.� But I thought it would be nice to get to know him.� You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
David: Okay, were good.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Chandler: We got the honeymoon.
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Chandler: Were back!
Phoebe: We dont know.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?