words in movies
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Chandler: But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom wont let me cross the street.
Joey: All right, we have to pick captains.
Phoebe: Okay, so how do we decide that?
Monica: Well, why dont we just bunny up.
Ross: Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.
Chandler: Sorry. Im sorry. Y'know what, were just gonna throw it.
Ross: Until we start to look very small.
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Monica: All right, come on guys, lets go! Tie score, and were runnin out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! (the timer sounds as Monica throws the ball to Phoebe.)
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
(They both stare each other down as we hear Lets get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!)
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Margha: (coming over) The game is over, we eat now?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.
Ross: Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Chandler: Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!
Monica: Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Rachel: We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.
Phoebe: Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Rachel: Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Were kidding!
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.
Devon: So good then! Well see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Joey: Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Joey: So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Issac: Yeah, we are.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
Stevens: We never get smacked.
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Ross: Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: (interrupting him) We didnt play it!!
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Chip: Here, we are.