words in movies
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Phoebe: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.
Ross: Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Monica: I knew you were not okay with that.
Monica: What were we thinking?
Rachel: Were both of those Joey?
Richard: You were gonna propose? (Sits on the arm of the couch.)
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Ross: Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}
CHANDLER: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Bill: We went through the same thing when we were adopting.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! (Pause.) You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Monica: And youve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Chandler: Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thought I thought you were a good guy.
Phoebe: Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
CHANDLER: [running out of his apartment after a girl] Ok, ok, you can be shirts and I'll be skins. I'll be skins. [sits down beside Rachel] Hey, how you holdin' up there, tiger? Oh, sorry, when my parents were getting divorced I got a lot of tigers. Got a lot of champs, chiefs, sports, I even got a governor.
Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Actor: (Very melodramatically, and very badly) Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might... touch thy cheek...
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Monica: Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Rachel: So were done then!
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Rachel: A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Phoebe: What were you doing?
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.
Joey: But you two were supposed to be together.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Bitsy: We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.