words in movies
Ross: Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Phoebe: Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...
Ross: You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
Rachel: All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.
Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly hes leaving out e and f. Its like they just ah, I dont know, fell out of his head.
Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Chandler: Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Molly: You mean, when you were a baby.
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
Ross: Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Ross: You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Rachel: Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.
Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Charlie: You were incredible!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Ross: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon.
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Monica: When were we not friends?
Monica: Ehm, we were friends in 1992.
MNCA: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
Monica: (To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Joey: I'd love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Joey: Yeah, where were you!
Joey: No they cant! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.