words in movies
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Mr. Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) Sup?
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Malcom: Were you following me?
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Ross: She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Rachel: We were on a break!
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
ROSS: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Chandler: I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that! (Shows them a doorknob she has.)
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Joey: Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Chandler: I always knew you were gonna make it. Im so proud of you.
PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.