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Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.
Monica: Sometimes we were.
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
Phoebe: Yeah. But yknow we were thinking about you, yknow we ordered the Joey Special.
Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.
Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!
Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesnt know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
Monica: What were we thinking?
(Rachel looks all around as if all the eyes in the chapel were looking at her as the picture fades to black.)
Phoebe: Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...
Ross: You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
Rachel: All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.
Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly hes leaving out e and f. Its like they just ah, I dont know, fell out of his head.
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Chandler: Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Molly: You mean, when you were a baby.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Ross: Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Ross: You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Charlie: You were incredible!
Rachel: Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.
Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Ross: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Monica: When were we not friends?
Monica: Ehm, we were friends in 1992.
MNCA: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
Monica: (To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?
Joey: I'd love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Joey: No they cant! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?