words in movies
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Chandler: So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? (Joey and Ross walk away from the kitchen)
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Rachel: We were on a break!
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
ROSS: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Chandler: I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that! (Shows them a doorknob she has.)
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Joey: Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Chandler: I always knew you were gonna make it. Im so proud of you.
PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Ross: I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!
Phoebe: Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?
Rachel: Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. Im just glad we didnt do anything stupid.
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Ross: If only he were a woman.
Phoebe: Where were you?
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Phoebe: They were threefold.