words in movies
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Chandler: What?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Monica: What does she do there?
Monica: She did WHAT?
Monica: *What*??
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: What?
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Rachel: What do you really want to do?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
Rachel: What?
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Monica: What about your massage client?
Rachel: What?
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Rachel: So now, what are you doing here?
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! Im not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I cant go if I break my leg.
Ross: What... what you working on?
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Rachel: What? Oh my God! To who?
Phoebe: Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Chandler: Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?
Joey: What?
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Rachel: Well, what happened?
Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.
Monica: What?
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: (in disbelief) You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Ross: What?
Benjamin: What?
Rachel: (as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)
Chandler: What did I just say?
Chandler: Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.
Chandler: Well, that is what happened, and I dont even see you denying this!
Joey: (enters from his bedroom) What?
RYAN: You know what makes the itching even worse?
Joey: Now, what do you say?
Charlie: What?
Monica: What do I smell? (sniffs him) I smell smoke. Huh�did you smoke?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Phoebe: So what did you two do about it?
Ross: Hey, what are you doing?
Chandler: What...? NO!
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Chandler: Whats the second part of your plan?
Rachel: Oh my God, what!?
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Monica: Really? What is it?
Chandler: What?
Laura: What was that?
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Monica: (aloud) WHAT?
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Chandler: What the hell are you doing?
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
Chandler: What?
Laura: What are you doing here?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
Mike: What?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
All: What?
Monica: What? You are way off, lady!
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Ross: Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!
Rachel: No, what?
Joey: (smile fades) What audition?
Ross: Oh! What a game, huh?
Rachel: What are you doing here!
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Ross: What is that?
Rachel: Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
Rachel: A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: what?
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Phoebe: What? They will be!
(Ross bangs his fists together to tell Chandler off, like what was learned last season. Read about it here.)
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird turtle-man?
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Phoebe: Okay, is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job! The wedding reception.
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?
Erica: What?
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Phoebe: (glancing at her) What?