words in movies
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Chandler: What?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Monica: What does she do there?
Monica: She did WHAT?
Monica: *What*??
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: What?
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Rachel: What do you really want to do?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Phoebe: Ooh, yknow what, I think its time for puppy to go out again. Come on, lets go to the balcony.
(Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.)
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Janice: What woman?!
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What are you talking about?
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Joey: Her what?
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
The Casting Director: Sure. What?
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Frank: What?
Joey: And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!
Rachel: Three of your five, what?
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Ross: What?
Joey: Y'know what?
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Monica: What?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: What gay thing?
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Friend No. 1: What?
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: What?
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Monica: What?!?!
Chandler: Whats it about?
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Phoebe: What surprise party?
GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Joey: What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married (to Phoebe) Congratulations! (pointing to Monica and Chandler)... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...
Rachel: What?!
Joey: Oh, yoii. What was that for?
Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Rachel: Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Joey: What did they do?
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
Chandler: What is the thing?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.