words in movies
Phoebe: Oh I do! (She grabs her huge purse and starts rummaging through it and taking out various items in a futile search for the gum.) Oh, yknow what? No. (Pause) Wait a second. (She removes a bag filled with water that has a goldfish swimming in it.) I know its in here somewhere.
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Joey: What?!
Joey: Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Whats goin on?
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Rachel: Whats up?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Jill: What?
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Yknow whats sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Rachel: Uh, Im just, Im just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Lewis: What kinda noise?
Paul: (panicked) What?
Monica: For what?
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: (excitedly) Who you what? Who you what?!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
Ross: What?!
Joey: What?!
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Melissa: What one?
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Ross: Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?
Cassie: (noticing her) What?
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Ross: What?
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Ben: Whats a virgin?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Rachel: Monica what?
Phoebe: What?!
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Joey: What cha doing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Phoebe: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
Chandler: (writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What?! What?!
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Chandler: Whats going on?
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Monica: What kind of karate is that?
Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
PHOEBE: No. This is what I do for luck, ok.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: What?!
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
Chandler: Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?
Phoebe: Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
Chandler: Whats up?
Phoebe: What are they?
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: (wiping his face) What?!
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Chandler: What?
Monica: What is that?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?