words in movies
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
Monica: Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
Joey: I know what it did! Nothing.
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Ross: Whats ah, whats so funny about that?
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Monica: What is it?
Rachel: What?
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
Ross: Oh, what? What-what?
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Rachel: What?!
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Monica: What is it?
Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?
Ross: What? What?
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
RACHEL: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Ross: What? What? What?!
Chandler: What?!
Monica: What kinda stuff?
Rachel: What?!
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Ross: You-you had what?
Ross: What, uh... what were you thinking?
Phoebe: What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Chandler: What?!
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Mindy: What do you mean?
Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?
Ross: Hes right, even if its to say something complementary. (He stops and thinks about what he just said.)
Chandler: What are you doing here?
Ross: What?
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Ma, I'm sorry. I just did what I thought you'd want.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Director: Whats the matter with you? Get out of here!
Rachel: What does she mean?
Monica: What d'you think?
MONICA: You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
CHANDLER: What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it "supposably"?
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Young Ethan: What?
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Joey: All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Joey: What?
Monica: What?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.
Steve: You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.
MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
Emily: Why dont we what?
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Chandler: Thats not really important right now. What is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just dont feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Aah! Why? What are these for?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: (shrinks back) Right. You know what? Actually I just get off the plane, so I�m feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a shower.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Susan: What do you see?
Chandler: What about things that are already gold?
Carol: What does he look like?
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Ross: Whats a scrud?
Fran: Whats she doing here?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!