words in movies
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!
Phoebe: (pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Joey: Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Joey: What?!
Chandler: Whats wrong with you?
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Rachel: Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Joey: (looks at her, shocked) What?!
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Joey: Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: What about my cab?
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Chandler: What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
Phoebe: What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Ross: What?
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Frank Sr.: So, what did Francis leave me?
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
Monica: What did you just say?
Phoebe: What? Wha-wha-wha-did you do ROSS!
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Monica: What?
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Joey: Whats the matter, Pheebs?
Rachel: Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.
Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
MONICA: What if they get mixed up?
Joey: Well, whats it called?
Monica: What?!
Joey: Well, what did you have?
Joey: What?
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Chandler: Yes it would. What do you say to $50?
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Chandler: Whats wrong?
Monica: Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
PHOEBE: What is that sparkly thing?
Monica: Whats fish hooking?
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Janice: Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?
Phoebe: Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?
Chandler: What?
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Monica: What?!
Ross: (whispers) What?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!
Joey: What?!?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Janine: What?
(I think one of the grips walk up to Joey, mainly because there's a credit for The Grip. What the heck is a grip anyway?!)
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Ross: Yeah. What do you think.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Chandler: What???
Chandler: What are you supporting?
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: What?
Ross: What??
Phoebe: So what are they doing?
Precious: I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?