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Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!
Phoebe: (pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Joey: Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Chandler: I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Ross: Sure what kind?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Chandler: (not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Monica: Okay whats up
Monica: What? Who says that?
Monica: Whats going on?
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Ms. McKenna: What?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Chandler: Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?
Monica: What?
Monica: Say what?
Monica: (loudly) What!?
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Ross: What, Rach?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Well, what was it?
Rachel: Why? What was it?
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: What?!
Joey: What?!
Mike: What?!
Chandler: What?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Chandler: Actually what?
Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Chandler: What?
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Phoebe: Thats good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just you did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What?
Hayley: what a great dinner.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Joey: Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: WHAT!
Phoebe: WHAT! WHY?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Hayley: What?
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Joey: Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Rachel: What about (?) Monica.
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Chandler: Fine. What!?
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Ross: What?
Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Phoebe: Aw � what?
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!
Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: So, he a little enthusiastic, whats wrong with that?
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Joey: Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?
Rachel: What 'cha readin'?
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Phoebe: Whats the big deal, yknow? Its not like its a real marriage.
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Joey/Wigglemunch: What kind?
Phoebe: Ooh, what happened?
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Monica: So what? Don�t you have any will power?
Monica: Oh wait.. What are you doing?
Ross: Why? What was wrong with her?