words in movies
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!
Phoebe: (pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Joey: Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Chandler: Whats going on?
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Monica: What kind of karate is that?
Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
PHOEBE: No. This is what I do for luck, ok.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: What?!
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
Chandler: Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?
Phoebe: Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
Chandler: Whats up?
Phoebe: What are they?
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: (wiping his face) What?!
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Chandler: What?
Monica: What is that?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?
Ross: Whats wrong with this year?
Ross: What? Your-your list?
Joey: What picture?!
Monica: Whats the part?
Rachel: What?
Monica: About what?
Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?
The Director: What?!
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Monica: What?!
Monica: (entering) Whats going on?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Chandler: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Phoebe: What?
Monica: What baby?
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?
Rachel: What cha doing Mon?
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Matt: What?!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Matt: Yeah, what did I do?
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? Whats the matter?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What?!
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
PHOEBE: What? Is it - is this 'cause of what Ross said?
Rachel: What?!