words in movies
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!
Phoebe: (pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Joey: Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Joey: No! No! No! Its different for you. Youre so strong and together. Youre not some dumb kid who doesnt know what shes doing.
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
JOEY: And what did he say?
Joey: What-what is it, what is it?
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: So now, what exactly is the point of the box?
Rachel: What?
All: What? Oh!
Charlie: Oh, you know what? This is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.
Rachel: What are you reading?
Monica: What was that?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
(Music starts playing yes you know what kind of music )
Rachel: What? YetiI mean Danny?
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. (takes a glass from the fridge.)
Ross: You go get em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: What?!
Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forget it! I cant!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Joey: What?!
Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? Im going to get a joke journal. Yknow? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: What?
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Phoebe: Thats really beautiful. What does it mean?
Janice: What is wrong now?!
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What happened?
Joey: What did you say to him?
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?
Monica: What?!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)
Frank Sr.: She what?!
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What?! What?!
Joey: What? What?
MONICA: What, forget it!
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Monica: What?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont know, I dont know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But yknow on the other hand No. No, I cant. Were friends. No, oh, no. I dont want to risk what we have.
Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Monica: Well what did you send?
Ross: What, to blind my child?
Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?
Rachel: Y'know what you should do?
Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
(Rachel goes back and sits down. The rest don't know what to say.)
Monica: What are you talking about?
Ross: Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.
Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!
Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Monica: But what?
Monica: Youre right, youre right I shouldnt freak out. Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Ross: What are you doing?
Joey: What? Mine arent tinted.
Ross: Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)
Joey: But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?
Phoebe: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ross: What?!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Ross: What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!
Fat Monica: Oh, why? Why? What happened?
Rachel: What?!