words in movies
Joey: (with a disgusted look) What was it?
Ross: Well what is it? Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jump back.)
Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Joey: Well what is it?!
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Ross: At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.
All: What?!
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Ross: Well then, what is it?!
Monica: (starting to get up) I gotta go water Pete's plants. (stops) Y'know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?
Chandler: So, what do you thing the good news is?
Joey: (looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?
Monica: Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Vince: So, whats up?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Ross: Whats a koondis?
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: What?! What?!
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And Im afraid were gonna have to use a much stronger tool. (Ross gives him a What? look) Love.
Ross: What was, what was that?
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Monica: Whats that?
Monica: You wanna what?!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Vince: (running over) Whoa! Hey-hey! Whats going on here? Who is this guy?
Vince: What?!
Jason: What?!
Emily: What?
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Whats Phase Two?
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Phoebe: What does the sign say?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: What?! (Checks his hair.) Give-give me a brush.
Ross: What?
JOEY: Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
Phoebe: Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
ROSS: Oh my God, what happened?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Joey: What?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
Phoebe: What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!
Ross: What?
Emily: What?!
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Ross: What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Chandler: What?
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Yknow whats sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Joey and Chandler: What?!
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Joey: What?!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: What did he say?
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Ross: What happened?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Rachel: What?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
Ross: What?
Ross: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Yknow what its my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.
Ross: What?!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: What?
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?