words in movies
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
Rachel: (in disbelief) You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited)
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Ross: But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: (in a very posh accent) Theodore... Bitsy... What a delight!
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Joey: (backs off) What? Whoo... What?
Chandler: Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?
Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...) What are you doing?
Joey: You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment Monica comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey pinning him down)
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
Theodore: I can't imagine what he sees in her.
Mike: So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love...
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Monica: What?! You cant shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
All: What?!!
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?
Ross: What, that wasnt the great news?
Chandler: What?!
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Oh, this is it. This whats gonna kill me.
Phoebe: What?!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
ROSS: Oh, I promise, what.
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
Joey: What?
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
(She stares at him and Ross realizes what shes thinking.)
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Monica: What if I asked?
Carol: Like what?
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
CHANDLER: See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Patron: For what?
Dr. Roger: What people?
Ross: No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
Ross: Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Rachel: What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.
Ross: What?
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Jack: What?!
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
Phoebe: Ooh, what do I smell?
Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Rachel: So I'm thinking about you. So what?
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Ross: So, um, what do you do for a living?
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: What else do they add smell too?
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Whats up?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
The Instructor: What?!