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(She hands the baby to Joey who pulls down the blanket to reveal Rosss face where the babys should be.)
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!
Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Tim: Wow! Everything looks great! Where should I sit?
Chandler: I see where youre goin!
Ross: Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.
Chandler: Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?
Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the hat.
Phoebe: Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.
Phoebe Sr.: Ill go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasnt been a day where I didnt regret giving you up.
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Chandler. Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three I can be here with you.
(from 1.09 - "The One Where Underdog Gets Away")
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
Joey: Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
Rachel: Do you remember where the duck food is?
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Joey: Where are you going?
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Ross: Where is she?
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Chandler: Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Chandler: Well where Where did she go?
Joey: Where the hell have you been?!
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Ross: (turning and looking) What? Where?
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Rachel: Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Joey: (entering, wearing the maternity pants from earlier) All right wheres that turkey!
Rachel: Where did you get that?
Ross: Show me where?
Ross: Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
Rachel: Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Joey: Where are you gettin this?
Ross: Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
Ross: We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?
Ursula: Right, yeah, cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Chandler: Huh! Where is the dog?!
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: Monica! Where are you from?
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Ross: Hey, wheres Chandler?
Joey: Hey! Where have you been?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Lauren: (answering the door) Vic! Where have you been, baby?!
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Phoebe: Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Joey: If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.