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[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Rachel: Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. (They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking out her nails).
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Chandler: So where are you applying to?
Rachel: Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Joey: Where? (looking around)
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Man: Where did you have it?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)
Monica: Where is the James Taylor CD?
Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
Phoebe: Oo, where are the seats?
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Ross: Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?
Joey: Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Joey: Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee.)
Joey: Hey so wheres Ross?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Monica: Where have you been?
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
(They all speak at once in general approval of his pants selection; Joey asks where he got them. I can't pick out the rest of it.)
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
JOEY: Where are you going?
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergeis country is.]
Chandler: Yes I'm gonna put it back (Mocking Ross) exactly where I found it.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Joey: Where?
Phoebe: Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Molly: So where did you study?
Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Manny: (looking at the sofa) Where did they go?
913 - The One Where Monica Sings
[The next one is from Episode 604: The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance.]
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Rachel: Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: "Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Chandler: Where the hell is everybody?
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Rachel: Perfect. Fasten your seatbelts, it's peepee time. (She goes into Joey and Chandler's apartment, where Mr. Tribbiani is reading the paper) Hey, Mr. Trib.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
(He starts chasing her around Rachel a couple of times before she runs into the living room and he tackles her on the couch where he starts tickling her.)
Bill: What? Where did you hear that?
Ross: You know where Joey is?
[Sequence 4: Ross hikes the ball to Chandler, and the camera pans down to show Rachel standing deep in the end zone, playing with her gum. Something hits her on the head and she looks up to see where it came from.]
Chandler: Where are Bill and Colleen?
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
Ross: Ah, and where is Joey?
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is.]
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Chandler: That's where people make number two!!
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
Ross: Guess where they are?
Joey: Yeah, where were you!
Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
(She walks up to where Doug is finishing another joke to another group.)
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Phoebe: Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
Monica: Where were your parents?
Phoebe: Where is Emma?
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Monica: Hey, where have you been?
Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
Phoebe: Where did you go to do it?
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Ross: Yeah? Yeah, where is it?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Monica: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Chandler: Where are you going?
Ross: Where is she?
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessicas horrible accident by drinking champagne.]
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Chandler: Sure. Where?