words in movies
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal.
Joey: No I mean it! I cant believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!
Ross: well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.
Hayley: I would love to go out with you.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Ross: Well, if hes angry, he really shouldnt just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Phoebe: Tomato tart and which of the pastas would you recommend?
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Monica: Why would you do that?
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Ross: Well I didnt! I didnt propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I havent slept in forty hours and it does sound like something I would do.
Phoebe: But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.
Rachel: (pause) Would you like some pancakes?
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Tag: (interrupting again) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I thought it would be funny.
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Hayley: I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you
Ross: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Monica: Would you stop staring at her?
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
Monica: Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? (She hands him some of that Vicks Vap-O-Rub to put on.)
Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.
Chandler: Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.
Joey: (stunned and turned on) Yeah. WhyYeah, that would work for ya
Michelle: Why would he break up with me?
Rachel: I would love to live with you Ross; thats-thats great! Thank you!
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Melissa: Well, weve been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Rachel: Really? Oh thank you! Oh Oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?
Chandler: (grabbing the phone) Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. (Listens.) Well, who doesn't love dogs? (Thinks.) Ah, he's a tap dancer! (Listens.) Yes, some would say that is a lost art. (Thinks.) He's a pimp! (Listens.) There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! (Pause.) Hello?
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
Chandler: No, but waitwhat if I bought it from you, yknow? And your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say (Gets choked up) $1,500?
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
Phoebe: I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.
Ross: Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?
Chandler: That would be advice!!
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
RACH: Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning.
Ross: Umm, would you like to dance?
Ross: Why, why would you open it?
JOEY: See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Rachel: Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it.
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Rachel: You would think!
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Monica: Thanks, that would be great. Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?
Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
Monica: And you would?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Rachel: Well, I would like to have the option!!
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?