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Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
Rachel: Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that wouldve been a much simpler problem.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
Guy: Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: I would love it if I weren't here!
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Monica: Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!
Ross: Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Chandler: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Rachel: Oh! I would love to read a poem.
Chandler: Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
Ross: Some would say shes attractive, yes.
Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Joey: Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!
PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Hillary: Would you like to move over to the couch?
Ross: Come on, would you grow up? Its no big deal.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Phoebe: Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.
Joey: I would say, "Woman, please!"
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Chandler: You know, you think I would.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Why would I tell him?
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
Chandler: Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I cant believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! (To Mr. Geller) And you! I cant believe that you would have a tux thats thirty years old! (Puts his hand on Mr. Gellers shoulder.)
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Joanna: What?! What would make you think that?
Phoebe: Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
Rachel: Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.
Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
Phoebe: Nothing! I swear to God I didnt know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didnt believe in soul mates. So
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Rachel: Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.
Ross: Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.
Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Ross: Why would I eat my own arm?
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Ross: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? (looks hopeful)
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
Phoebe: Would you say your pesto is the best-o?
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Ross: (jumping away) That would be no.
Monica: Yes! And that would be a shut-down!
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Rachel: Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
MONICA: Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me any more do you.
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
Joey: Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be?
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.