words in movies
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Ross: You okay?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
Interviewer: You gonna slice them up real nice?
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Kristin: You mean they're lovers.
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Susan: I will flip you for it.
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Phoebe: Much as you are.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: Heres the plan! Okay? Im going to leave you get a look at Brendas bra!
Tim: Oh my God! It didnt remind you of
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
PHOEBE: Just, you know, to see... um.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
Joey: Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.
MONICA: Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Phoebe: You are just like Jack.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Monica: I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Joey: I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.
Joey: Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
Phoebe: Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Monica: Are you alright?
Rachel: Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him.
Frank Jr.: Good to see you, too.
Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Chandler: Youre not gonna lose him.
Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
ROSS: You like that do ya?
MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.
Rachel: You.
Phoebe: There you go.
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Monica: Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.
Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y". Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.)
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)
Chandler: Can you hear that?
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Chandler: So you don't think I have a, a quality?
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Ross: Well l-look okay, its probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Phoebe: Yeah, you got to get to the hospital.
Ross: You take your time.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Monica (as Rachel): Thank you.
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Ross: (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didnt do anything wrong?!
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
Phoebe: Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Ross: You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Joey: You call that delicious?