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Joey: Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Rachel: Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!
Rachel: And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Joey: So you're ruling out surrogacy?
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Rachel: Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!
Prof. Sherman: (confused) You're welcome. (Ross hugs him again)
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.
JOEY: Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... (claps hands three times)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: You're twins?
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice" I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: You're kidding.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Ross: You're wrong.
Ross: You're wrong.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
Joey: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Phoebe: You're welcome.
Ross: You're kidding.
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Ross: You're good.
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
Monica: You're welcome.
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Joey: You're in!
Chandler: You're okay there?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]
Tom: Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
JOEY: [to Ross] You're getting a cat?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.