words in movies
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
Monica about to have a heart attack: Okay, listen I know you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates. I mean, I mean in fact I think that everyone should cut their food like this.
Rachel: Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.
Phoebe while cutting a sweet potatoe in the air: No you're all about the fun.
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
ROSS: Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Laura: So you're not friends with him?
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey.
Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.
MR A: You're saying, my wife is in you?
Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!
Janine: No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.
Joey: (to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.
JOEY: Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... (claps hands three times)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: You're twins?
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice" I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: You're kidding.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Ross: You're wrong.
Ross: You're wrong.
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Ross: You're good.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Phoebe: You're welcome.
Joey: You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Ross: You're kidding.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Monica: You're welcome.
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Joey: You're in!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]
Chandler: You're okay there?