words in movies
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
Monica: Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?
Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Tim: You-you have a very beautiful eye.
Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Danny: Really! You-you sail?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter?
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Joey: You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.
Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!
Chandler: (angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Monica: Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
Ross: No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Joey: You-you have to pay that! Its not just a guess.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Ross: Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?
Joey: Hold on, you-you knew?
Monica: You-youre gonna have to put your foot down?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
Ross: Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
Ross: (to his hands) Way to go guys. Yknow, you-you were really good at the stuff too.
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!