words in movies
Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.
Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues.
Joey: So are you gonna tell him?
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Chandler: (To Joey) You knew about this?
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
Joey: What are you mad at me for?!
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Monica: You just asked me.
Joey: (To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
Ross: No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
Chandler: That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Monica: You look good!
Coma Guy: I feel good! ...Who are you?
Monica: I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys?
Monica: I got you the foot massager.
Phoebe: You know who shaved you? That was me.
Monica: I read to you.
Coma Guy: So. I guess I'll see you around.
Monica: "See you around?"
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Coma Guy: Alright, I'll call you.
Phoebe: I don't think you mean that.
Monica: This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and "See you around!" Let's go, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Ross: You mean that?
Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
Joey: Come on you stupid machine! Come on!
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Joey: 816, thank you!
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Monica: Okay, Joeys gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Rachel: But I hired you!
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a womens pheromones come out the top of her head! Thats why, thats why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, youre a scientist.
Phoebe: Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!
Janice: Its you. This is yours.
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: (proudly) Oh, you should here me.
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Cliff: That-thats him! You know him?
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.
Phoebe: (lets go of his hand) You have... have a girlfriend?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Rachel: Are you okay?
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: Yes you can!
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
Rachel: Um, what- what would make you think that?
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Chandler: You do?
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Chandler: Wait, you guys, look!
Monica: Thank you. (Hangs up.)
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Chandler: I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Bandleader: Thank you.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Chandler: Well now-now youre just talking crazy.
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Rachel: Hey you.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like you never called!
Rachel: Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Ross: Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns)
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I wont. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didnt want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.
Phoebe: Are you all right?
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Monica: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
Chandler: Okay, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Phoebe: Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
CHANDLER: I know.� You're right.� I want to see you too.� I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know?� He's really looking forward to this.
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]