words in movies
Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
Chandler: Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?
Phoebe: Okay, great so do you want to do it together?
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Ross: Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)
Ross: Joey, you look nothing like Ben.
Joey: I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Kim: I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?
Kim: (at the door) Rachel? Do you smoke?
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Monica: Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.
Chandler: Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
Phoebe: So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Monica: You got a callback too didn't you?
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Kim: So anyway we really (Someone exhales and Rachel turns and coughs.) Honey, we're just smoking all over you.
Kim: No-no-no, we'll move you just stay right there. (They walk away.)
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Nancy: I thought you didn't smoke.
Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.
Ross: Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
The Casting Director: Actually, that can't happen. Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. So it'll be either you two (Points to Joey and Raymond) or you two. (Points to Kyle and Ben.) (Exits.)
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Ross: Well, you just
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Joey: Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!
Ross: Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
Joey: You just give him a spoon baby!
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Monica: You stink!
Chandler: Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Chandler: I think you smell great! (He sniffs her shoulder.)
Kim: Rachel didn't you just light that?
Rachel: Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Chandler: Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Ross: Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.
Joey: What you do mean?
Joey: Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.
Ross: There you go. Thank you!
Joey: Thank you! So, did-did he get it?
Joey: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Kim: Oh, she doesn't come down here any more. You can find her up on ten.
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
Phoebe: You ok?
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Jennifer: You just know.
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Ross: Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Mike: That's great! You changed you name?
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Roger: You too, sir.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Chandler: I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Monica: Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.
Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Ross: Joey, its worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
ROSS: Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced.� Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?
Joey: Night, you guys.
Phoebe: Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Phoebe: Oh! (Checking the book) Which can either mean youre having a baby or youre gonna make a scientific discovery!
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Chandler: Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.
Joey: No you won't.
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: You really think so?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
ROSS: Rach, Rach, we'll be fine, all right?� You go have fun.
Phil: Not on purpose, he ricocheted of you and got me.
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?
Joey: I'm...happy...for you?
RACHEL: It was nice to meet you.
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Joey: Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.
Ross: So Joey, you okay?
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?
Chandler: Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Ross: Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.
Monica: You can not do this.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Rachel: (whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
EDDIE: Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Ginger: Joey I can see you okay? Youre hiding behind the coats.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Ross: You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.
ROSS: Did you see me write one down?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Chandler: Well Ive-Ive never done that with you before.
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)
Monica: (laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
Ross: You promised you wouldn't say anything.
Ross: So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even.
Rachel: Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Rachel: Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Janice: I brought you something.
Monica: Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.
Monica: Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in.