words in movies
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
ROSS: What're you talkin' about?
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
RICHARD: Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
CHANDLER: Ooh, you almost had it.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
ROSS: Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
MONICA: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
MONICA: So'd you guys have fun?
RACHEL: Wow, he must like you the best.
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
ROSS: Well for starters, you may want to light it and lose the spatula.
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
ROSS: Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
CHANDLER: You hear that? We're the guys.
MONICA: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
ROSS: Thank you.
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
ROSS: Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, 'cause I, I gotta take this off.
ROSS: What're you doing?
RACHEL: Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.
RACHEL: You think about stuff like that?
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
MONICA: So you watched the movies huh?
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.
RACHEL: Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been dating for six weeks.
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
RACHEL: But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.
RACHEL: Thank you.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
ROSS: Good, 'cause I love you.
RACHEL: Well I love you too.
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
RACHEL: Well you better.
MONICA: Did you like it?
PHOEBE: Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
MONICA: Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
MONICA: [her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?
MONICA: Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.
RICHARD: What're you talkin' about, I was killin' 'em.
ROSS: Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
CAROL: Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
RACHEL: You know, actually it's more like, hi.
ROSS: Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.
RACHEL: Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Chandler: Will you marry me?
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
Woman: Oh thank you.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
Chandler: Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?
Ross: Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? (Points) This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Chandler: Yeah o-okay, but Im just doing this for you.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Joey: You are dogged man! I totally fit!
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Phoebe: Although, dont feel like you cant visit.
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
CHANDLER: Yeah, we really missed you guys.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Joey: Oh great! Great! Thank you. (They shake hands.)
Joey: Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Monica: Did you smoke?
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Chandler: The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Ross: Here you go. (throws her the ball)
Chandler: Okay, so you both just know this stuff?
Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Chandler: I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Ross: You want me to call her right now?
Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Monica: Between you and
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Ross: Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I want you to wait right here. Come here sweetie.
Ross: Can I, can I help you with something?
Monica: Thank you.
Director: Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Joey: All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Monica: You love me!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Ross: (blows her a kiss) Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. (Squeaky.) I'm fine!