words in movies
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Chandler: Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Joey: (proudly) Oh, you should here me.
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Chandler: Next time you snore, Im rolling ya over!
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Joey: You cant do anything!
Rachel: Oh! Its you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Ross: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Rachel: (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)
Ross: (coming back in) Did you say something?
The Saleslady: May I help you ladies?
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Phoebe: No, you have to let me in right now!!
Monica: Are you alone?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Joey: Yeah, Rach, I think youre handling that really well.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel: Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, well call you in a few minutes.
Joey: (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
Chandler: You mind if I
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Joey: (asleep) So why dont you give me your number?
Phoebe: Thank you!
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Phoebe: Well, at least you didnt rent yours from a store called, "Its Not Too Late."
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: Plus, you look cool.
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Ross: You okay?
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.
Ross: You bug me.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Chandler: No!! You cant!!
MRS. GREENE: Ross, what're you doing.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!
Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
Rachel: You sure?
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Oh you did, there are twenty in here.
Chandler: Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs (?) without taking the tin foil off.
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Phoebe: Because it was fate that made me call you today!
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Joey: Hey, listen you ah....
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Chandler: I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
LITTLE BULLY: Oh really, you guys tryin' again?
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: You didnt say Boutros Boutros Gali.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Ross: He finally asked you out?
Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Lauren: Cool! I-Ill see you then.
Monica: Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.
Joey: Do you want me to want you to care?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
MONICA: You sold me out.
Kate: Do you?
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
MRS. WINEBURG: Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Ross: I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Monica: That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again.
Joanna: You too.