words in movies
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Chandler: Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Joey: (proudly) Oh, you should here me.
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Chandler: Next time you snore, Im rolling ya over!
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Joey: You cant do anything!
Rachel: Oh! Its you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Ross: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Rachel: (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)
Ross: (coming back in) Did you say something?
The Saleslady: May I help you ladies?
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Phoebe: No, you have to let me in right now!!
Monica: Are you alone?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Joey: Yeah, Rach, I think youre handling that really well.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel: Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, well call you in a few minutes.
Joey: (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
Chandler: You mind if I
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Joey: (asleep) So why dont you give me your number?
Phoebe: Thank you!
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Phoebe: Well, at least you didnt rent yours from a store called, "Its Not Too Late."
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: Plus, you look cool.
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Ross: You okay?
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Chandler: (entering) Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
MR. GREENE: ...and you sand it and you varnish it...
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Phoebe: Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
Joey: Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Joey: Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!
Ross: You got me a cola drink?
Joey: Because! Youre mean on the boat!
ROSS: OK sweetie, I'll see you later.
Mike's father: Who in God's name are you?
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
RACH: Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Phoebe: Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Phoebe: Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Phoebe: Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together (takes the bowl from Ross and puts it on the table)
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
Joey: Yeah, she said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll justI'll just break it off with her.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Joey: Why, are you moving out?
Phoebe: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Chandler: Her ankle is what youre watching?
Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Chandler: Can I give you a present now?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Monica: Oh thats so sweet! Look Chandler I dont care if you cant cry, I love you.
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Monica: What are you talking about?
RACHEL: [answers door] Hi, welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats and sweaters and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
Rachel: Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...
Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Ross: C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.
Joey: Wow! You blow my mind...
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Ross: And in about five seconds youre gonna see why.