words in movies
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)
Monica: Thank you.
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Youre all gonna be aunts and uncles.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Monica: Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Monica: I didnt think you could keep it a secret.
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Chandler: You already know.
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Phoebe: All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Phoebe: What?! They took mine to give to you!
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
Phoebe: No you didnt.
Phoebe: Did Rachel find you?
Phoebe: Oh she was looking for you.
Phoebe: Well, she really wanted to talk to you now.
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Ross: Im telling you. Im telling you. Thats what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didnt say anything to you?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Maybe its something you ate?
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Mr. Treeger: You said there was a gas leak in here.
Phoebe: Well why dont you use your key?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Chandler: Just act like you belong.
Chandler: Shh! (To the guy behind the counter) Nice to see you again. (They tries to walk past him.)
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Rachel: You do?
Ross: Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first.
Ross: I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and and certainly passionate, but dont you think its better if we just stayed friends?
Ross: Okay. Okay. Yknow what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean Id-Id be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Rachel: (closes her magazine) Can I get you some water?
Rachel: Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Phoebe: Didnt you two already talk?
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Ross: You already know dont you?
Joey: How are you doing?
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Front Desk Clerk: As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Man: Who are you?
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Ross: Right! Right! I justI want you to know that Im going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctors appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartmentAlthough we could probably worry about that til after we get married.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Ross: Come on Rach, you cant even eat alone in a restaurant.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Ross: When have you ever?
Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didnt eat fast you didnt eat!!
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Rachel: I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Ross: Oh sure, come here! (Sits her up) Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, (rolls the machine closer) its-its-its, its right there (Points).
Ross: Do you really?
Ross: Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? (Points) This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
Rachel: Thats it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Monica: Okay. Dont you want a cookie?
RYAN: Why aren't you at home in bed?
CHANDLER: So, uh, you met someone, huh?
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Chandler: You really think that is what he meant?
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Rachel: A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?
Joey: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Doug: Oh yeah-yeah-yeah, yknow I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.
Joey: You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
Joey: Do you want me to learn?!
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
ROSS: Hey you. [they stand together in front of the TV.]
Joey: Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?
Ross: Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.
Cheryl: Um, would you like to come in?
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Monica: Phoebe, its okay. You dont have to tip toe around me. I-Ive been thinking about it and umm, yknow what? Im okay about not having that new relationship feeling
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Rachel: But you did! I mean, lets be honest.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
(Ross makes an "I was right, and you werent face." And Rachel does Rosss little Im-flicking-you-off-but-Im-not-giving-you-the-finger banging of the fists.)
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.
Chandler and Phoebe: Yes! You mean the world the world to me. Oh...
Monica: (coming back to the stage and sitting next to Chandler) Okay, Ive got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where (Shes opening and closing the drawers) they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
RACHEL: Here. I thought you might be cold.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Rachel: (entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Monica: Did the girl ever let you ride it?
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Chandler: Yes, but havent you wanted a kid like forever?
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Ross: Sid you lucky deaf bastard.
Chandler: (Imitating) But you found me!
Phoebe: Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
The Salesman: You picked a great couch.
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
Tim: If that helps you.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Mike: But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Chandler: I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Ross: Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!
Tim: Thank you so much! Cause I-I know I can do better!
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Monica: (still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!
Rachel: Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!