words in movies
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Joey: But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?
Phoebe: Fine, I'll give you her number.
Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.
Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.
Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Monica: Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.
Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
Agency guy: I'll let you get acquainted.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Phoebe: What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
Phoebe: I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!
Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. Listen to this!
Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?
Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a grape?
Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Phoebe (walking to Ross carrying a black leather jacket): Hey, check this out! It’s totally you!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Monica: Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?
Chandler: You should be. You’re really on top of stuff..
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Monica: Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
Phoebe: oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!
Chandler: You have gotta stop!
Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Joey: (Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?
Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!
Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?
Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"?
Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).
Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.
Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.
Sarah: Oh, no! This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?
Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
Sarah: (laughing) No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Chandler: You still want that baby?
Monica: God bless you Chandler Bing!
Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it?
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Phoebe: Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Ross: Here you go.
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Do you?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
CAROL: Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
EDDIE: You want me to sing?
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Monica: Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Chandler: There you go!!
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.
Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller?
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you?
Joey: Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?
Phoebe: Eww! Oh, its all dirty. You should throw this out.
Monica: What are you doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
Chandler: No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. (Forced laughter)
Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Joey: You guys kissed! Oh mythis is huge!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.
Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.
Gunther: Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Joey: Wow, what-what do you think she wants?
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Rachel: (To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
Rachel: Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Joey: Then you hold on to it!!
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Cecilia: (running out to Joey) That was so wonderful! (Hugs him) Ohh, I think that youre a better Jessica than I ever was!