words in movies
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Rachel: Hey you.
Ross: Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.
Rachel: Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: I know, I still need to talk to you.
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: (To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: (taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Phoebe: Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.
Joey: (taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
Chandler: And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!
Chandler: Well maybe you dont have to tell him anything.
Chandler: If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Ross: Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!
Ross: I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
Mr. Geller: Are you kidding me, I could stay and look at her forever.
Phoebe: Are you all right?
Rachel: Well did you know he was gonna ask me?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? Im like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
Rachel: And you really think this is a good idea?
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Phoebe: Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
Phoebe: But you didnt give it to her?
Phoebe: But you were going to propose?
Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Chandler: I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasnt for fun.
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Mr. Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont think so! Arent you ovulating?
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Mr. Geller: Youre right, youre right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.
Mr. Geller: But pleasure is important, (To Chandler) and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. You up to the task sailor?
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.
Monica: You cant marry him!
Monica: Well do you love him?
Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
Chandler: You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
Ross: I dont think you do.
Rachel: You didnt propose to me. Joey did.
Ross: Poor baby, youre so tired. Rach, I didnt propose to you, Joey didnt propose to you, and Chandler didnt propose to you.
Rachel: Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.
Ross: Joey proposed to you?
Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
Rachel: Yes you did!
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Ross: Wait! Whoa-whoa, you you gave her the ring?
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Ross: Whoa! You were down on one knee?
Joey: Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!
Joey: Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!
Ross: Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!
Joey: (To Ross) Ill tell you about it later. Be cool.
Rachel: Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Joey: Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Ross: No, you didnt!
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did did you say yes?
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.
Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Owen: You wanna see it?
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Joey: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!
Ginger: Dont you have to use the bathroom?
Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?
Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Monica: Hon, you gotta talk to Joey.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Phoebe: Ugh! I dont know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janices ex-husband, thats like betraying Chandler.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Bob: Hey Toby, you got a sec?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Chandler: Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Monica: Hey! Did you find them?
Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin?
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes!! Im the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
Clerk: It can be anything you want.
Phoebe: You don't have any other choice!
ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
Phoebe: Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Monica: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
Receptionist: Here's your copy of the bill, we hope you enjoyed your stay.
Passenger #2: And you fixed the Philange?
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
Ross: No, you don't.
Ross: No, you don't.
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Joey: I love you!
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Monica: Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To Chandler) Look all you want, its happening!
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Ross: You got off the plane.
Rachel: I do love you.
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
Rachel: Okay. You and me, alright? This is it.
Monica: An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasnt significant to you!
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Patron: I believed you were saving this seat for someone.
Joey: Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Joey: (in a baby voice) Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-
Rachel: (on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Monica: Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin about.
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
JOEY: No I just uh, thought you liked your eggs with the bread with the hole in the middle, a-la me.
Monica: Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
The Vendor: Hes just jealous. Youll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
JOEY: (emerging) Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Chandler: Well, thanks a lot for hookin me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
Joey: Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.
Phoebe: .and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Jim: Youre wild, arent ya?
Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?
Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.
Ross: Oh! Man I dont think Ive seen you since uh, Lance Davis graduation party.
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Phoebe: You must be Hilda.
Joey: Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
RACHEL: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!