words in movies
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Chandler: Defend yourself.
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.
Chandler: Im a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you shouldnt compare yourself to me.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Phoebe: A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Chandler: Well, lets just say its ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Chandler: Hit yourself in the tooth?
Joey: Well, I'm justif the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humour, youve never been able to laugh at yourself.
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
Phoebe: Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.
Rachel: Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, yknow, youre gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Joey: What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.
Ross: Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!
Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Rachel (awkward chuckle): Now, come on, come on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself.
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Chandler: Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Phoebe: You're not making the pies yourself?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
Phoebe: So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?
Chandler: Joey, its been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Chandler: Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.