words in movies
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
Monica: Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Ross: Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Chandler: Defend yourself.
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
Chandler: Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you shouldnt compare yourself to me.
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Chandler: Im a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Phoebe: A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Chandler: Well, lets just say its ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Joey: Well, I'm justif the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
Chandler: Hit yourself in the tooth?
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humour, youve never been able to laugh at yourself.
Phoebe: Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.
Rachel: Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, yknow, youre gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!