words in movies
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!
Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
Joey: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Phoebe: Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God.
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Monica: Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Ross: Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.
Chandler: Defend yourself.
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Chandler: Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.
Chandler: Im a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you shouldnt compare yourself to me.
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.