words in movies
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Jeanette: (to Zack) Here are the boards for Friday's pitch (hands him something).
Chandler: (bringing the beer to Zack) Zack!
Zack: Thanks.
Chandler: Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
(Zack leaves)
Zack: No I didn't.
Chandler: Hey, Zack!
Zack: (hardly enthusiastic) Hey Chandler.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Zack: Ravioli's delicious!
Zack: Oh, thank you.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.