words in movies
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
Zack: Thanks.
Chandler: Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Jeanette: (to Zack) Here are the boards for Friday's pitch (hands him something).
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Chandler: (bringing the beer to Zack) Zack!
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Zack: No I didn't.
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Zack: Oh, thank you.
(Zack leaves)
Chandler: Hey, Zack!
Zack: (hardly enthusiastic) Hey Chandler.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Zack: Ravioli's delicious!
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!