words in movies
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Zack: Thanks.
Jeanette: (to Zack) Here are the boards for Friday's pitch (hands him something).
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Chandler: (bringing the beer to Zack) Zack!
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Chandler: Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Zack: No I didn't.
(Zack leaves)
Chandler: Hey, Zack!
Zack: (hardly enthusiastic) Hey Chandler.
Zack: Oh, thank you.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Zack: Ravioli's delicious!
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)