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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

Mac: Well, I couldn’t have done it without you buddy. You’re a genius.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what they’re gonna say.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: Still get a discount on wedding dresses?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: I got—I get a big pay raise!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: (jumps up) Well—I got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel’s New Office, she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: I’ve never interviewed anyone before. I’ve actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isn’t the same thing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) I’m a total pro!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

(There’s a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so what’s—what is—what’s your name?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: That’s your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well let’s-let’s just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Tag: I know I haven’t worked in an office before, and I really don’t have a lot of experience, but uh…

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Tag: It’s lame, I know. But I’m a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn…

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) I’m sorry, it’s for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, we’re on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebe’s secret?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what you’re saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: It’s been a while, huh? Wow, it’s funny these halls look smaller then they used to.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Terry: It’s a different building.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Y’know Terry, I-I don’t really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, (Pause) with a robot.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Well. I guess you think you’re pretty special huh? Sittin’ up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin’ stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well y’know what? (Throws the script away) This is one star who’s hoop… This is a star that the hoop—this hoop—I was Dr. Drake Remoray!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel’s office, she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there aren’t any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first… (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: I made you a surprise.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story I’ve had such a craving for them.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) It’s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week’s script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like they’re taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) We’re not even shootin’ them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she’d made.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Tag: Phoebe! That’s a great name.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Phoebe: So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that I’ve ever done. But I’m telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (There’s a knock on the door.) Yes?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Terry’s office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Nurse #1: This poor guy’s been in a coma for five years. It’s hopeless.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Nurse #2: It’s not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remoray’s a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: I don’t know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel’s office, she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Tag: Do you have a minute?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Ross: Y’know what? She’d-she’d love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, that’s the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, it’s an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Joey: Yeah but it’s too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la (mumbles something).

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Rachel: Well, I-I-I’ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Phoebe: Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I can do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Mrs. Tribbiani: I came to give you this (Gives him a bag of groceries) and this. (Whacks him round the ear)

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Joey: Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little ‘til they get there?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to reveal a fully furnished apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) ‘Candy and Cookie’. ‘Candy and Cookie?’ Monica got me porn?! Girl-on-girl porn?! She really must love me!! (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some "porn")

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Ross: Well, there is an Arby’s in the shape of a tee-pee.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: …once you know the stories, it’s not that bad. First marriage, wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn’t allow you to get married when you’re that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada’s fault.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Monica: Okay, we’re gonna need a distraction.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (There’s a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Mr. Geller: You’re right, you’re right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: Yes! And that would be a shut-down!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Rachel: Don’t say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross what’s in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: I’m saying that she… is a devil woman! Y’know I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I don’t hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Ross: No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’m a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

(He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, "Welcome to the World, Baby Bing.")

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: …so then the farmer says, "That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Ross: No! No! Not—I don’t mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, who’s umm six and I still think of him as a baby.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

(Phoebe tips it upside down, and a shoe falls out)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: No! No, you know what? (closes the door) You [can�t get in there] (?), the baby�s fine, now squam (?). Yeah, [I told you a|Tell your] story walking. (?)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

(there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct murmuring)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Tim: Well, you’ve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Come on man there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Mike: It's a Speedo.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Charlton Heston: (tosses him a towel, motions for him to get out of the shower and sits down on the couch) Every actor at one time or another—opp! (Joey tries to sit down next to him and Heston makes him sit somewhere else.) Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won’t even watch himself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a woman’s breasts.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8