words in movies
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Joey: Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket.]
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Krista: Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The thing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his crotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair.)
Ross: About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Monica: Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?
Monica: Thats what you say about porn.
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
Cassie: Ah yeah, sorry about that.
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
(Shes about to get in when )
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Joey: Yeah, I wouldnt know about that.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Ross: (laughs) You dont-you dont want to hear about my dream Officer Pretty?
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Ross: (To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Chandler: mmm That's enough about you!
The Director: (approaching) Okay! Were about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys dont mind, can we run it a couple of times?
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Monica: About what?
Rachel: No Monica! Im serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
Ross: Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
Chandler: I know about Monica.
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.
Jennifer: Lisas laugh though TheresIts so infectious. Its one of those things just forget about it. Once it starts, its all gone.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
[Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on.]
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton, silk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about?
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Ross: Oh the bands ready! And wellI-Iwe gotta do what the band says, right? I dont care about the stinkin band!!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Rachel: Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Joey: Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Ross: What about the chairs?
Joey: Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.
Ross: Im just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
Tag: So, whats this about?
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Joey: Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, what was that all about?
Ross: I think I might know what this is about.
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Rachel: Okay Ross come on lets just forget about the condoms.
Chandler: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Joey: Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.