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Monica: Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Rachel: Well, what about Mindy?
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Rachel: What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
Ginger: Your thinking about my leg arent you?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
(Sergei says something and leans in to kiss her, but just as hes about to....)
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Chandler: Yeah, I-I-I think so. (Pauses and thinks about it for a second) Yeah, I-I think so...
Rachel: Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Chloe: Is this about me taking your watch?
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Ross: No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
Monica: I mean really, think about it.
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Joey: Oh, forget about it. She rocks!
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I dont know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
Rachel: Oh God. Im sorry about this.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.
Chandler: What about things that are already gold?
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you dont know much about the U.S. government.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Kate: About what?
(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?
Phoebe: Umm, oh, about three months.
Chandler: Okay, so I guess thats about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Ross: (He thinks about it) Of course I am. I just have to make a call.
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
Joey: Yeah, whats that about?
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
Joey: What about the chick?
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion.]
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Joey: Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other?
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.