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[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
[they all run off after the guy]
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[Scene: After dinner.]
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
(After hes gone.)
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Phoebe: Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
[Chandler puts a coin in the mini jukebox at the table. YMCA starts playing and Monica and the rest of the staff have to get on the counter and start singing along and dancing. After a couple of couruses, Chandler pulls out a handful of coins and drops them on the table.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
[The next clip is from The One The Morning After.]
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Phoebe: Not after this!
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Ross: (To Chandler) You made out with Missy Goldberg. How could you do that, after you promised me?
[The next clip is from The One The Morning After]
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.