words in movies
PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
Chandler: Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?
Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
ROSS: That was 14 hours ago.
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
Rachel: Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt shes even had time to
Tim: I moved back here a couple of months ago.
Monica: You did a minute ago!
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) Im Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Phoebe: 17 years ago.
Frank: That was Alice's mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Ursula: Wow! Didn't she die like five years ago?
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Rachel: Yeah. (chuckling) A year ago..
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Chandler: Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Chandler: That was like 5 years ago.
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Ross: Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Phoebe: Yeah, I locked him years ago!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Joey: Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
Joey: Two days ago.
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Monica: Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.
Ross: (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Rachel: Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! (To the stenographer) And could you strike "Consummated like bunnies" from the record?
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Cecilia: I probably shouldve just left years ago when the offers were pouring in, but yknow I just got so comfy here! And Ohh, I turned down some amazing work!
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Rachel: About an hour ago.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Ross: Its from France In Europe Western Europe. Yknow umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.
Eric: Two weeks ago.
Ross: Well she should, it was taken ten years ago!
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
Will: Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, Im in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? (Starts looking.) No Will no!
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Joey: Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Monica: Thats my old dog. He passed away years ago.
Joey: Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
RACHEL: Oh God.� It seems like forever ago.
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Ross: No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar.
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
Cecilia: Well, lets just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today!
Woman: You already hit on me an hour ago
Joey: Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.
Rachel: Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!
Chandler: Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.
Joey: All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dads cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....
Chandler: Ross, that was 16 years ago!
Rachel: (Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!