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Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Ross: Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.
Phoebe: All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!
Ross: All right. (reading the label) Candy and Cookie?
Monica: All right, big brother. (holds up two erm revealing articles of clothing) Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your best friend would want to do her?
Ross: Yeah, Im missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Monica: Thats better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it except all I did was think about it.
Chandler: Okay. Now all weve got to do is get rid of this chair.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.
(Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute Ahh! Whats going to happen next??!!! I cant make it all the way through the Olympics!!!)
Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Chandler: All finished!
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
All: Morning. Good morning.
Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Rachel: Its a truffle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!
Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.)
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Monica: All right, you ready?
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..
(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)
All: Yes!
[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]
All: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.
Joey: All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
Monica: This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them dont work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
All: Okayyy! (They do so.)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
(They all stare, bemused.)
All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
All: Ohh. Ouch.
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
All: Yeah. Yeah, excellent.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
All: Oh! Oh, God!
Chandler: All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.)
All: Oh, come on! Come on!
All: Ohhh! Put it out!
Monica: Do you all promise?
All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
All: Hi, Alan.
All: Yeah!
All: Loved him! Yeah! He's great!
All: What?
All: Yeah...
All: WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
All: Nooo!
All: Eww!
All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
All: Oh, yeah! Right!
All: Mmm.
All: No no no!
All: Oh! That was Lambchop!
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?
All: Oh! Yeah!
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
(They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.)
(They all gasp and clutch each other.)
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.]
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
All: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the(pause)wowww.
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
[Scene: Central Perk, all six are there.]
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
[Scene: Central Perk, all are there.]
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Chandler: Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.
Joey: All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.