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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Phoebe sits down between Chandler and Ross.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes we’re surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said don’t, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) She’s not even cold yet!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, it’s time the velvet ropes came down.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria’s Secret catalogues, not a gym!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Well okay, it’s already February and I’ve only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: That was me and Ross.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Supervisor: So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that he’s not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beer’s still cold. Something terrible must’ve happened here! (He decides it’s not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, it’s time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: (To Monica) Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades) Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym…(He puts it away and finds something else.) Oooh, my rock polisher!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, the white seems to be untouched. (He throws it back into the box as Mr. Geller moves a tarp and makes a discovery.) Uh-oh.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Oh no. Dad! Dad! What…(He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips apart.) Oh God…everything’s ruined! Dad, she’s gonna be crushed!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Cut to Earl’s office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebe’s and Earl’s offices with each of their lines.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. I’ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one’s even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, I’m gonna kill myself! (There’s no response; no one even looks up.) I’ll get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I don’t like! It’s not the same thing!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Chandler throws the back of Rosita into his apartment and quickly starts pushing the base into his apartment.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Joey and Rachel reach the landing just as Chandler closes the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Well, I guess you’re right. Maybe, maybe I’ll take her down to the incinerator. It’s gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesn’t come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) She’s heeled!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: No, y’know what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: That’s right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: (angrily) Get your non-believer ass outta my chair! (She gets up and heads for her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The Geller’s Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Dad that won’t matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay? We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in their.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Like uh y’know like this! This! (He picks up one of those art projects that kids make in kindergarten and first grade.) She-she could’ve made this!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she could’ve won this!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Earl, you’re not hearing me! All I’m saying is that you’re not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didn’t mean him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Supervisor: (walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The new girl’s good.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The Geller’s Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Nu-uh! (Grabs it and examines it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I can’t believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isn’t mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isn’t, this isn’t my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, the garage flooded sweetie and it ruined everything in your boxes. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: So why-why wasn’t Ross’s stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel I’m going to Easy Bake your head!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! I’m having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: I’m gettin’ my chair back! (Heads for Joey and Rachel’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(They enter Joey and Rachel’s to find that Joey has broken Chandler’s chair.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Well, it looks like it wasn’t heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isn’t even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, you’re my first call! And-and somebody else might’ve hung up on you, but I wouldn’t do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Well, y’know I’m wearing layers and it’s warm.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I don’t even know what it is! Ohh, it’s still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Ross’s sweater to clean them.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: How do you think I am?! You’ve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, I’m sorry about everything that happened and I’d probably never be able to make it up to you, but here’s a start. (He hands her a small box.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: I’ve been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mother’s right, I do look like an ass.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid boxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca lounger’s gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe and Rachel: So, so sorry.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Monica takes it and reads the label)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: (smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(And he starts licking the grease which trickles down his face. Monica also squirts some on the other side of his face, and his tongue follows her movements.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey and Chandler: PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: And?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(They all cheer and hug again, but Joey's eating the food off his shirt)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Why don’t you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(They all cheer and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe join in for a group hug. Joey also joins, but he stands back a bit, because he is all sticky of the food on him)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Written by: Scott Silveri Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Y’know a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Monica and Chandler are looking curiously at Joey.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: And so incorrect!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Ross wears the jackets and look at himself in the mirror)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if something’s naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

(Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's plate to take a few clams)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

(He then straightens himself, and looks at the torte)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.

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Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)

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(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Okay, okay, but don’t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which I’m fairly certain are the same thing.

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Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9