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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Part I Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Parts I and II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: (To Chandler) We’re practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler can’t go. We’re going to dinner remember?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) What’s going on?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Charity Event, they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: And I also brought my friend Joey…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Thank you. (Mr. Thompson walks away and after he’s left.) Okay, (writing her bid down) twenty dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Elizabeth’s Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Elizabeth: (ignoring him and picking up a pitcher) Who drank all the Kamikazes?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Suddenly the door opens and two guys come rushing in wielding water balloons.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Both opposing camps start screaming at each other to drop their weapons and surrender. Finally, Ross steps in as a mediator.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Mr. Thompson: And finally, our biggest item of the night, the 22-foot gentleman’s day sailer sailboat. The winning bid was a whooping $20,000! (Joey suddenly gets excited.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Everyone applauds and he stands up slowly.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (It’s a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you can’t have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you should’ve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Yes! I’m fine. In fact I’ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldn’t imagine growing old with…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(As he’s talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Let’s see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: What?! I’m Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, that’s Richard!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I don’t know why I did that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (to Richard’s date) And uh, you don’t have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) I’m Chandler; I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Matire'd: (motioning to the empty table next to Monica and Chandler’s) Or if you prefer, this table is available.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(After he’s left, Rachel stops laughing and glares at Joey again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: And so, we’re hiding in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know they’re going at it right on the bathroom floor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: It’s so great seeing you guys again. I’d like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it’s morning and is refreshed."

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Y’know, maybe she is too young for me. Y’know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don’t know what to do.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Why don’t you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean that’s what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Okay, good stuff. Umm, well she’s-she’s sweet and pretty and…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: It’s a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy she’s wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin’ sail up the Hudson! You’ve got the wind in your h—(sees that he’s bald)—arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that you’ve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin’! You can—ooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when you’re old, Cappy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Chandler puts his face in his hands as Joey and Phoebe start to examine the trash.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a person’s hands?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God you’re here, let me see your hand!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(She throws a water balloon at him and hits him on the head and hits him again at the waist with another one.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(We hear the backup horn of a truck and see through the window that the Mr. Bowmont has arrived.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: (all excited) The Mr. Bowmont’s here!!! (Jumps over the back off the couch and runs out into the street.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldn’t even be here telling you this, I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didn’t tell ya I’d regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Well yeah, I’m sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Okay that’s fine, I’ll walk away. And I’ll never bother you again, but only if you tell me Chandler’s willing to give you everything I am.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: I’m so happy and not at all jealous.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: A Pizza Joint, Chandler and Monica are eating lunch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don’t mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(She gets up and storms out. The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are still talking.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Yeah, I’m pretty confident about that. That’s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were… (She makes two clicking sounds with her tongue and purrs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: You just told me that he hates marriage! That-that he’s a-a complex fellow who’s unlikely to take a wife! That-that he’s against marriage and always will be!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(There’s a knock on the door, he shuts the TV off, and answers it.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey y’know, I’m so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time we’re 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and we’ve-we’ve already slept together so y’know there’ll be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "What’s that?!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Yeah! Yeah, I’ve been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldn’t keep flying off!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Look, Chandler I don’t think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) I’m gonna get the ring! I’m gonna get the ring! (Does so) I’m gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) I’m just going to propose!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Richard’s Apartment, he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door. He gets up and opens the door to reveal…]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Oh, okay. Well, I’ll just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I don’t like my new eye doctor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Phoebe! We’re both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(She turns her head away and when she’s not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, I’m not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Okay, y’know what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what we’re gonna do! I’m gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and I’m gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Rachel mixes them up in her hands, moves them all around, and puts her hands behind her back.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Richard’s Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Oh! (Laughs and points at the mask.) Him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Y’know, let’s face it, I’m not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don’t want that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Nothing. (She backs away a little bit but is still in his arms and looks up at his eyes.) I don’t kn—Umm. I don’t know. Umm…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Richard’s Apartment, time lapse. Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door. He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Where is she? I’m not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: She’s not here and please come in.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isn’t fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: No I don’t have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don’t let her go. Trust me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: She’s gone. She had a bag and she left.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: To her parent’s I think and she said you shouldn’t call her. But if I were you I would.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) We’re engaged!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, it’s just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

The Fan: Can-can I get your autograph, I’m your biggest fan. (Holds out a napkin and a pen.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution. (gives the check to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: (leaving) I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe: Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

(She slowly grabs the chains of the swing, swings her hair back, and sits down.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(She slowly walks forward and backward, to gain speed...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey gets up and look annoyed)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Ross’s seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airport’s moving. (Realizes that that’s not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that we’re moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

(With his index finger he shows her how old she is. Emma also points her finger and babbles...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: And a thousand dollars.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Ross and Joey enter)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Emma: Wo-ish. (and holds up her finger)

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Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!

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(there's a lot of shouting and yelling)

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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]

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[Scene: The corridor. Ross and Joey have just arrived.]

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Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!

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Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)

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(Rachel, Phoebe and Emma arrive)

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Rachel: And I won!

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Phoebe: And it looks like she put makeup on her!

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(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)

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Monica: Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)

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Monica: Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!

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Joey: No. Here (he tears off the pocket from Ross' shirt, and tears off everything below that as well.)

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Ross: I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.

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Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!

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Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)

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Ross: Well, let's just go in there and face them.

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Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"?

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[cut to Monica and Chandler]

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Chandler: Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?

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All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)

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Ross: (to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!! (takes it off his hand and throws it on the floor)

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[cut to Monica and Chandler]

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Joey: (holds his fist up) WATER BALLOON! (he stuffs the slice in is mouth and gives the foil back to Ross)

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Monica: Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.

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(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)

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[cut to Monica and Chandler]

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[cut to Monica and Chandler]

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Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.

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Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.

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Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)

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Ross: (Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!

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Mr. Zelner: Well, I’d be forced to file a report. I’d have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!

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(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)

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Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?

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Phoebe and Rachel: So, so sorry.

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(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)

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Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

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(Monica takes it and reads the label)

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Joey: (smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?

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Monica: Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?

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Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

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Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

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Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.

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(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)

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Joey: Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!

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(And he starts licking the grease which trickles down his face. Monica also squirts some on the other side of his face, and his tongue follows her movements.)

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It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

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