words in movies
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Ross: Oh, I-I dont think theres any trail.
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Chandler: Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldnt find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Phoebe: No! No!! Its me! Its me! I-I didnt want to make any noise!
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Phoebe: Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.
Joey: You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Joanna: (interrupting) And Rachel shouldnt have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
Rachel: Any luck?
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Chandler: No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, Im not looking for any thing serious.
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Phoebe: Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: (mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
CHANDLER: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
Ross: All right, lets not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.
Ross: Catch any big fish? (Phoebe, Ross, and Monica all go over to him.)
Chandler: Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Ross: They dont look any bigger than me!
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Phoebe: I havent really had any yet.
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
Chandler: Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?
Phoebe: Any luck?
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
Chandler: Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldnt picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Gym Employee: (to Ross) So, are you a member of any gym.
Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Danny: The pizza-place across the street any good?
Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
Rachel: Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
Joey: Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?
Phoebe: We didnt fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
Rachel: Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?
The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey.
Joey: I can't take any
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Rachel: You don't have any secrets!
Rachel: Well, I assume Ill have to take showers with him, but y'know, thats true of any job.
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.