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Monica: Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?
Charity guy: Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.
Phoebe: And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous.
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Monica: Ohh... that wouldn't by any chance be... Joey Tribbiani?
Monica: Keep on roaming Bert! We don't want any crazy today!
Monica: Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!
Chandler: Any room that isn't behind this couch! (laughs nervously)
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)
Rachel: So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
PHOEBE: Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Phoebe: I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.
Chandler: (lying) Yes, but if its any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Rachel: Ross! Phoebes gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Ross: Do not give him any money!
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Chandler: (stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Chandler: Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Monica: Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Ben: Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Joey: Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
The Waiter: (returning) Any progress?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Joey: All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Earl: Okay, I dont need any toner because Im going to kill myself.
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Phoebe: (doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Mr. Geller: Oh, yeah you loved that glove! You took it every place you went. You never went any place without that glove.
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Marge: Sorry, I dont know any Earl.
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
Chandler: Oh no thanks. I dont like any thing from my Scottish heritage.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Ross: No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batmans tux!
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
Ross: Momentary lapse. Dont-dont you have any self-control?
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Monica: Any woman would be lucky to have ya.
Dr. Schiff: So, are you experiencing any discomfort?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Chandler: I dont see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?
Joey: I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.