words in movies
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Phoebe: And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Phoebe: But great news about the apartment pants, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
Chandler: Ho-oh, hes gonna get some! (Rachel looks at him.) Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. Yknow so umm, hes closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. (Pause) Well, Im off to bed! (Goes to bed.)
Ross: It's an empty apartment.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Chloe: But my apartment is so...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She is packing a few tings into boxes.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa.� Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out.� Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)
JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(They all go over to her apartment.)
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
Joey: See, this is a great apartment.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.
Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]