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[Scene: Ross's apartment, his doorbell is ringing and hes running to answer it while doing up his pants.]
(She goes to look out the window at Rosss apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
(Someone calls out from her apartment.)
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]
Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Ross: Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says )
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Continued from earlier.]
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)
Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Monica: Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no ones gonna fight in this apartment.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Chandler is over.]
Rachel: Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
[Scene: Joey's new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.]
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
(They walk in. Smoke fills the apartment.)
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
(Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his mom come out)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
(Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured you'd need it tomorrow for your meeting. (Hands him the hair)
Ross: OK. (closes eyes) I'm in my apartment...
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment.]
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)
Steve: It's a lovely apartment.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
(Chandler struts out from his apartment)
[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Joey: All right, all right. (he comes out from their apartment with a huge sandwich in his hand)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
MR. BOYLE: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine".
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is holding Ben.]
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica has made food for Phoebe and Rachel to taste.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is on the phone with a computer hotline.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
[Ross is at his apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel, Chandler, and Joey are decorating the Christmas tree.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Both run back in their apartment. There's a knock at the door.]
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are "updating" Joey's resumé.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.]