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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters. Joey is holding a baby duck.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes.]
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]
(Phoebe picks up her cell-phone and calls Monica. Monica is still packing in her apartment.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross enters and checks his messages.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
(Two other men are rolling the big white dog out of the apartment.)
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Ross: It's an empty apartment.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa.� Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out.� Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.)
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She is packing a few tings into boxes.]
(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)
Chloe: But my apartment is so...
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
(They all go over to her apartment.)
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]