words in movies
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Ross: Phoebe, you cant massage people in my apartment!
Ross: The big deal is I dont want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzlebeer! Cold beer.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesnt like it.]
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(They all go over to her apartment.)
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Joey: See, this is a great apartment.
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!
Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
[Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.]
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.
Rachel: Okay, yknow, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and yknow go to your apartment.
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Scene: Rachels bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.]
(She enters the apartment, leaving Dave in the hallway, to find Ross sitting on the couch with a big box.)
(Rachel brightly limps back across the apartment with glasses of wine for the cute doctors, leaving an open-mouthed Monica in her wake.)
(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then its Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then its Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and its concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping its wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]
(Rachel decides not to give up that easily and follows him to his apartment and bangs on the door, which he opens.)
(They enter Ross's apartment. Ross is already quite hyper.)
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
(They both go to her apartment.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Danny: Okay. (Heads for his apartment.)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)