words in movies
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
[cut to a new scene, also in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting, Phoebe is nearby.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
(Phoebe enters the apartment again.)
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly "minding her own business".]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross enters.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]
(Rachel and Joey hug, and Rachel turns to enter the apartment through the side window again. At that moment Joey tries to climb over the edge of the balcony.)
(She storms into his apartment to find him with a towel around his shoulders, a bowl on his head, and Phoebe with scissors in her hand.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The others are still there.]
(Ross takes big steps leaving for Joey and Rachel's apartment, where Rachel is going through her papers.)
Rachel: (returning from calling Warren) Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. Im never gonna find anything.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel bursts in.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters. Joey is holding a baby duck.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]
(Two other men are rolling the big white dog out of the apartment.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]
Phoebe: Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.
[Scene: Monica's apartment continued... Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down.]
Chandler: (thinks for a second, then waves his arms, exclaiming:) AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! (and runs out of the apartment)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap.]