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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper.]
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set.]
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...) What are you doing?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Monica and Chandler's Apartment.
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Chandler: (entering) All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Ross and Rachel's Apartment.
[Scene: Phoebes apartment, Parker and her are entering.]
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words
Rachel: So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Monica and Chandler's apartment
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isnt doing all that well.]
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
Phoebe: I call their apartment!!!
[SCENE: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
(Joey opens the door and takes Chandler's suitcase into his own apartment.)
CUT TO: Monica and Chandler's apartment.
Phoebe: Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayleys apartment.]
[Scene: Ms. Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment.]
Mike: It's to my apartment.
[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Rachel: We got locked out of the apartment, we �
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. They're interviewing Sandy.]
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Back to Monica and Chandler's apartment.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table. Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter. Joey is holding mr. Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Mike is blowing a note from his beer bottle.� Ross stares off to the side.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]
MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.
(Joey thinks a moment. Then, he nods.� Joey follows Chandler into the apartment.)
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Mike is reading from a book.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.]
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Rachel and Phoebe enter.)
(Chandler heads toward the stairs, but makes a turn back to his apartment while looking at the ticket.)
Ross: But thats not enough. So So heres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)
Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
[Flashback to 610 - TOW The Routine] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents]
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
Rachel: Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're done and come out of their bedroom. Emma is still gone.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]
[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is flipping through magazines. Handyman is installing things. Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor. He's even sucking on a pacifier.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica are seated at the table.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment: Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment: Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch]
[Scene: Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is struggling with the fridge. He finally gets it open and falls on the floor]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.� Chandler is seated in the chair and Monica stands behind the sofa.]
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)